The Second RPS Christmas Cracker

***** The RPS team are currently in their winter hibernation state and will return on 4th January. In the meantime we didn't want you to think we'd forgotten about you or the supporter program so we have hand-crafted a selection of the Bestest Best RPS Cracker Jokes. It's also our way of giving you the "reveal" moment that we had to take out of this year's advent calendar. We've made these posts open to all. Whether you celebrate or not we hope they raise a smile. Love, RPS xxx *****

Q: Why do Adam Jensen’s family always keep the receipt for his Christmas present?

A: He didn’t ask for this.