You know what the world is missing? A new Barbarian game.
So there is one. Pointless teaser below.
In fairness, I bloody loved Barbarian. I played it an enormous amount on my Atari ST. I remember the confusing lady with the bikini on the box. It made me feel funny, and unsure of things.
The best bit, of course, was when you chopped a head off and then a lizard kicked it across the screen. I hope that's in the new game. However, this teaser from Microids (haven't they disappeared about 27 times? - oh, it seems they're currently owned by Anuman Interactive) doesn't tell you anything whatsoever.
So instead, here's a video of the good bit: