Chase me
Jog off
You know how people say that dogs resemble their owners? Sherlock, my golden retriever, is as calm and life-positive as I pretend to be. He approaches every problem with his head held high and his tail a-wagging, just as I do, and I've never once seen him get salty during a drawn-out loss in Dota.
Our main similarity, though, is that we both adore being chased.
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