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I Will Make The Parrot: Contribute TF2 Items

For many years, I have had a fantasy. My fantasy involves the Team Fortress 2 Spy, with a deformed parrot perched on his shoulder. Who could resist such a thing? A mustachioed bigamist, that's who, and they should be shunned. But I've tried to forget about it, knowing it could never be. Except now, news reaches me - via blues via the TF2 blog - that Valve are now accepting submissions for in-game items and avatars from human beings who are not Valve software. Perhaps those high from the success of Rock Paper Shotgunity will join me? Perhaps, but I don't care. I am making a parrot. I will make the parrot.

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