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Cor Blimey, Wotcha: Arena Of Fate

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It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single man in possession of a good PC, must be in want of a MOBA. However little known the feelings or views of such a man may be on his first venturing into this world of game, this truth is so well fixed in the minds of the surrounding publishers, that he is considered as the rightful property of some one or other of their developers.

"My dear Mr. Bennet," said his lady to him one day, "have you heard that Arena of Fate is let at last?" Mr. Bennet replied that he had not. "But it is," returned she; "for Mrs. Crytek has just been here, and she told me all about it." Mr. Bennet made no answer. "Do not you want to know who has taken it?" cried his wife impatiently.

I think that was an advertisement for jellied eels, or perhaps Bernadette Dickens' chimney sweeping services?

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