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BEST QUOTATIONS FROM ROGUE WARRIOR IN ORDER

Party music!

Continuing today's festive programming, here is a Christmas treat from Mickey Rourke In An Old Bad Videogame that I have spent hours and hours and hours deliberating over.

28. Ooh!
27. Ah!
26. Ooh!
25. Ah.
24. Ooh.
23. Ah!
22. SHIT
21. shit.
20. shit?
19. shit
18. BullSHIT
17. I’m over here fuckface
16. It looks like the douche bag convention’s in town
15. Fuck piss goddamn
14. C’mon chew it pencil dick
13. You fucking pig farmers (!?)
12. C’mon hold your balls let’s go
11. Happy fuckin' birthday
10. I own your fuckin' soul, you fuckin' commie bitch!
9. Fuckin' commies keep gettin' in my way
8. BOOM time, baby
7. I’m gonna show ‘em what time it is
6. Goddamn cock-breath commie motherfuckers!
5. There's gonna be fuckin' asses bleedin' all over the place
4. Your quiet day at the office is about to get severely FUCKED UP
3. DOOM on you assholes
2. Suck my balls, my hairy fucking big balls, wrap them around your mouth
1. Nighty night, you sweet piece of shit.

[Disclosure: I have freelanced for Arkane, a sister company of Rogue Warrior publishers Bethesda.]

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