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Paranoid Much? The Secret World Is Afraid

Afraid of what? Afraid of everything. The latest vid-o-flick for Funcom's upcoming conspiracy MMO tackles pretty much every crazy theory going, and plenty of brand new ones too. THE TOWER OF BABEL NEVER FELL. THE OLD GODS ARE AWAKENING. ATLANTIS RISES. MINI BABYBELS ARE MADE FROM UNICORN HOOVES.

Woah guy, woah. Have a sit down and a nice cup of tea. Nobody's out to get you. There is no sinister cabal quietly ruling the world. Wait, what was that noise?

Who are you? What are you doing in my h..................

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Ancient co-founder of RPS. Long gone. Now mostly writes for rather than about videogames.

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