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Shock As New Sims 3 Expansion Packs Announced


Far in the distance, a tiny speck appears on the grassy horizon. You can't quite make it out - it could be anything, but it is moving. It is moving towards you, faster and faster now - you can make out a person's features. It is a brunette with a bubblegum pink streak in her hair, and dark black square-rimmed glasses. She is wonderfully beautiful; just a dream. Like how you imagine Kristen Bell would be if she had brown hair and the build of an Amazon that had let herself go a bit and was about five years younger. So not that much like Kristen Bell but JUST ENOUGH. She is running, running, getting closer and closer - she is almost here, with an exhausted look on her face.

"RPS!" she says. "RPS! I bring NEWS! THERE ARE GOING TO BE SIMS 3 EXPANSION PACKS!" She coughs and splutters with the effort. "That's right! The Sims 3 Into the Future and The Sims 3 Movie Stuff!" she says, stopping when she sees your frankly quite disappointed face. "I am not good at this news thing," she sighs.

Imagine I had been living in a room with no windows, no doors, starved of any knowledge about videogames, culture, any kind of exposure to the outside world. No, dear readers, I know what you are thinking you are thinking - haha Cara! You don't know anything about videogames or culture in general anyway! I mean you only read Ulysses for the Molly sex scene! And you didn't like it you Philistine! Well you know what? Even if I knew nothing about videogames EVER, I am still pretty sure I would know that THERE WILL BE MORE SIMS 3 EXPANSION PACKS UNTIL THE EARTH DISINTEGRATES AND CRASHES INTO THE SUN or Sims 4 comes out and is more popular.

Here is a trailer of Sims 3 Into the Future:

It will be available October 22nd of This Year. Here is a trailer for The Sims 3 Movie Stuff where you get to make The Sims look more like a movie and things, "tell more unique stories with décor, furnishings, and clothing inspired by iconic movie genres," it says.

That will be out on Sept 10th, according to The News.

Okay bye

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Cara Ellison

Senior Scottish Correspondent, often known as the Notorious C A E, though mostly by her mum

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