Some Gag About Ships: Virtual Skipper 5 Videos

We talked about its announcement, but since it's drifting closer to release, Focus have let slip the PR-mainbrace and - er - released videos. Many videos. With ships in them. Which you can find beneath the cut. My favourite is the ACC trailer, as its description text on GameTrailers is "Check out this trimaran". Indeed.

The Main trailer:

The ACC-trailer. CHECK OUT THAT TRIMARAN.

I've rarely seen a finer Trimaran. Have you? Well, I envy you.

Anyway, this is the Melges trailer...

This is the multiplayer trailer...

And this is the offshore trailer...

And this is Rio by Duran Duran, which also features a boat...

In returning to a theme this week of mocking OLL-presenter Simon Byron, I always recall when an old girlfriend first met him. We walked into the Triforce's chalet at top-Indie-festival All-Tomorrow's Parties, which was pretty much empty, bar Simon rolling on the floor in the doorway, howling Hungry Like The Wolf at max-volume and min-melody into his Singstar mike. And as we step over his rolling body, I introduce him "Oh - and this is Simon Byron".

Anyway - enough about Simon Byron. Virtual Skipper 5!

Boats are amazing.