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The Secret Room At The Heart Of The Universe

OK, stop following me into my top-secret transdimensional rooms! I go to these places for quiet time. It's how I unwind. It's not always easy being me, you know. Just most of the time. But I've been writing for, like, 72 hours with very little sleep, probably in order to escape a turbulent social life with excuses like, "Oh, sorry. Can't have that important discussion I've been postponing. Too busy with work haha." So can you leave me alone for a bit? I need to just... I don't know. Decompress. Breathe a little.

Alternatively, you can tell me a really great knock-knock joke. Those always cheer me right up!

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