VRROOM! Need For Speed Most Wanted's MP Trailer

I have drawn a graph to explain how excited I am about Criterion's Need For Speed: Most Wanted. You can see it below. Up here I'll instead comment on just how weird it is to be talking positively about Need For Speed. So recently it was the wideboy gaming release, a new copy out every Christmas for people who wear their caps sideways and speak exclusively without consonants. And now look at it - it's a sequel to what is unquestionably (I'm in charge here) the most fun driving game of all time, Burnout: Paradise.

It's more Burnout: Paradise! But it's prettier! THERE ARE BILLBOARDS TO SMASH THROUGH!

Ohmygoodnessohmygoodnessohmygoodnessohmygoodnessohmygoodnessohmygoodnessohmygoodness.

And it won't have fucking Paradise City playing each time it loads.