PCG's Tim Edwards takes the prize for being the first guy to make a cock into a character when he went hands on with Spore. Come September, inevitably, millions of others will swiftly join Tim's little fella - making this a release date at least one other way. Being mentally four, I'll probably make one too. For those who are about to cock: we salute you.
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