I liked everything about the Shadow Warrior reboot, except for the wang jokes. But to prove that there are no hard feelings, I've slipped a wang in right there at the top of the post. The reason we are returning to Shadow Warrior, as the headline makes clear, is to herald the unexpected (though far from premature) discharge of a demo. This coincides with a 75% discount so you can take a test ride and then settle on the full package for £7.49. That massive discount won't last for very long - you know how it is - and the deal ends on March 28th. Important details below.
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