"I would like a post that is just pictures of your plants tbh," Pip said, asking if I could cover Adam's Supporter Post spot this week while he globetrots. Even I couldn't resist that. I who once said "Trying to get a feature out of me is like pulling teeth. Both people pulling each other's teeth out simultaneously. Screaming and biting down on the other's hand and spitting blood."
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