There were so many RPS news posts yesterday! What was going on in my absence? This is like coming into work as a mechanic and finding repaired cars not just in the car park, but on the roof, in the basement, balanced on top of lamp posts.
To business. I have lots of great headlines that might benefit this ICE-cool new trailer for Assassin's Creed: Revelations ("Some More Mr. Knife Guy", "Cool Runnings"), but I can't use any of them because the game's title is too long. That's going to be a theme today, isn't it? Ah well.
Sorry, Ezio. Sometimes you win, sometimes you noose.