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Betaing Around The Bush: Wildstar Sidles Up

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"Hello, Alec Meer speaking."
"Hello, is that Alec Meer?"
"Yes, that's why I said 'Alec Meer speaking'. God, why do people always do that?"
"Sorry, yes, it annoys me too. Alec Meer here too - you said I should give you a call."
"What?"
"You said you have so many half-forgotten interviews to transcribe that you needed to find some sort of fool-proof reminder system. This is it. When you sell RPS for $4 billion in 2027, you spent your share on a machine that could send phone calls back through time."
"What?"
"So this is your reminder to transcribe the Wildstar interview you did back in August."
"What? Wait, that's actually really useful. Thanks."
"Oh, and if you post that beta sign-ups for the new NCsoft MMO are now open, that'll further help you to remember. Bye!"
"Oh, that's a very sensible idea."
"Oh, and don't play Duke Nukem Forever, it's rubbish."
"Hang on, I thought you said you were from the future?"
"Er... Gotta go!"
[Click]

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Alec Meer

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Ancient co-founder of RPS. Long gone. Now mostly writes for rather than about videogames.

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