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Coulton on Portal

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In case you missed it, MTV's gaming blog 'Multiplayer' yesterday threw up an interview with Jonathan Coulton, the dude who wrote Portal's ever-catchy Still Alive, about the story behind that very song. It's fun, if not hugely illuminating, but most importantly addresses the vital cake question:

I don’t think I ever got any cake, but they [Valve] promised it all along. I will say they have the greatest table of snacks in their kitchen that I have ever seen: baskets and baskets of granola bars, and candy and all kinds of gum and Tootsie Rolls and Nerds and Doritos in little bags.

Valve's Eric Wolpaw (and ex-Old Man Murray funnyking) weighs in at one point, revealing that also considered for Portal's music was Ben Folds. Ew. I suspect I'll have nightmares tonight about a horrific alternate reality where that actually happened, like the ones I sometimes have about Robert Zemeckis sticking with Eric Stoltz instead of Michael J. Fox for Back To The Future.

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