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Hark, Some Form Of Head Accouterment!

It's descending majestically from the sky. Oh god, it's coming straight for your head! If I were you, I'd flee. Hats are sketchy business. You don't want to get mixed up in that. Will you:



Accept whatever grim fate this sparkling felt apparition has in store for you?

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