Huzzah! Hussars! Total Forumitude

We follow any lead if it'll take us to a story, including our own comment threads where Creative Assembly's Craig Laycock writes to say that they've launched their new Total War Forum. "I couldn't/could care less!" depending on what side of the pacific you're on, you may say. But if you do, says Creative Assembly, you get a personalised War Room where you can see stats from your campaigns, battles, achievements and HOW MANY YOU HAVE KILLED. "Pah!" someone will say, inevitably. All right, says Creative Assembly, if you do, you get a free unit for play in Napoleon. "Is it a Hussar? I love Hussars" says the Hussar fanciers. "It's the 10th Hussars!" says Creative. "Huzzah! Hussars!" they say, and rush off. "What's a Hussar?" says John Walker before resuming weeping.

Craig! Mail us next time! In other notes - er - I have a Creative Interview I really should transcribe. Soon! Honest!