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Jungle Diva: Far Cry 3

Far Cry 3 continues to have trailers full of enjoyable activities, like shark-punching and diving out of jeeps just as they explode. It also continues to have trailers with voiceovers that say very silly things. Example: "His privateer army can do a lot more than walk and chew gum at the same time. They've been trained to kill!" Most armies are like the Terminator under the control of a Furlong on the cusp of puberty, of course, explicitly commanded not to kill under any circumstances. "This is the jungle. It gets under your skin. Your blood makes it grow." I guess that probably might be true. Hear those lines and more below.

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Because it reminds me more of a certain other series every time I see footage, I propose a name change to Just Cry 3. I don't expect that'll catch on.

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