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MW3 Multiplayer: I Feel So Old

Oh my word, I need a nap after this. I feel like an octogenarian who's just been played a Lil' Wayne record. It's so noisy, so fast, so violent. COD multiplayer has become increasingly excessive over the years, and Modern Warfare 3's looks as though it's thrown in everything it can think of - it looks so very far away from simply sniping dudes in one-storey buildings. I can't keep up with all that! I'd need to mod DX3's invisibility aug into it, just so I can hide in the corner, terrified and weeping.

What a lot of ways to kill people. Looks quite exciting, mind, but I'm pretty sure I wouldn't be its match. Me, I'm more excited about Space Marine, which I'll be playing later this week - Orks + chainfist is a formula I can get my head around.

Apparently, modern warfare involves soldiers shooting two machine guns at once. Did they really do that in Afghanistan? I'm pretty sure I would have seen it on the news or something.

There are probably loads of important new things in that video somewhere. I don't know. I DON'T KNOW.

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Ancient co-founder of RPS. Long gone. Now mostly writes for rather than about videogames.

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