Not Dead: Chivalry Sells 1.2m Copies, Updates

They say chivalry is dead, but that hasn't stopped it selling 1,200,000 copies on the internet. Sadly that's because it's actually a game about smacking people's head off with a big piece of metal, rather than a noble code of courtesy and gallantry. But that giant milestone of downloadable seems like reason to celebrate, nonetheless: The latest update brings glad tidings for Chivalry players, too. There's lots of small tweaks to gameplay, and a new character customisation thingum. Very handsome its results are, too. Chivalric, one might say. Heraldic, at the very least.

Oh, things down here? Try this:

Oh you mean stuff actually relevant to the game? Hmm.