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Please help me cast my imaginary detective-themed dating sim

A mystery that must be solved

A headshot of young Hercule Poirot as seen in Agatha Christie - Hercule Poirot: The First Cases, but over the background used for headshots of cast members on ITV reality show Love Island
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Feature by Alice Bell Former Deputy Editor
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Alright, so I played Sherlock Holmes Chapter One, and just yesterday I finished Agatha Christie - Hercule Poirot: The First Cases, and now I'm like, "When is someone going to put these hot, young investigators into a dating sim?" because that would be extremely funny. You know, Dream Daddy but Dream Detective or whatever.

Thing is, we've got Sexy Young Holmes and Sexy Young Poirot, sure, but two dudes don't make a dating sim, right? Why, ITV needs somewhere in the region of 35 fragile young adults to head-wreck every summer in Love Island. So who else would I need hot young versions of for my imaginary dating sim game?

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