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Prof Genki's Super Ethical Reality Climax

My fingers are shaking I type this. I'm not sure exactly what I'm posting, other than it's a surreal advert for Saint's Row: The Third. I have a vague fear that it might be attempting to subliminally control me, but I feel fine so far. Anyway, I showed it to John and he demanded we share it with you. And that everyone buys 12 copies of Saint's Row: The Third and gives all their possessions away to the New World Order.

According to Mr Walker, who has completed the game: "Prof Genki's Ethical doodah is a game within the game, which is just about shooting at people in mascot costumes while avoiding shooting cardboard cutouts of pandas." That doesn't even begin to cover what you're about to witness. Let me end in the manner of Crimewatch: "don't have nightmares, do sleep well."

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