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The Tenth RPS Cracker Of Christmas

Even though we're back there's still a Christmas cracker to pull! 12 days and all. Oh, and of course, if you're after more posts you might have missed, why not join our Supporter Program, and unlock dozens of new posts from the last year!

Meanwhile, you provide your own party hat, and we'll provide the groaner of a gag.

Q: Why is it very puzzling to write a tune about an ice cream?

A. Because it's an opus magnum!

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