The Witcher 3: Wild Hunt Is A Pretty, Pretty Thing
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Hands up who wants to see three new screenshots from The Witcher 3: Wild Hunt?... Okay, and now hands up who wants to go to the fairground!... Oh, weird. New The Witcher 3 screenshots it is then, which you'll see below. They're really very pretty and all, but, well, we were going to get candyfloss.
They appear alongside the news that CD Projekt Red have launched "a completely redesigned forum experience". (I'm sorry, it's their words. Don't blame me. And at least they didn't call it "a forum solution".) Which is to say, they've relaunched the forums. They, um, look like forums to me. Fortunately, these screenshots just continue the, "No, no way - no way this is in game. This is in game? Are you SURE this is in game? Wow, this IS in game!" that has trailed development of this project. Click on them to see them as if far nearer to your face.
The open world RPG is making massive promises, and we've this sneaking suspicion it's going to keep them. There's still no release date, but it's hopefully going to be at some point this year.