This Paradise Killer name generator is the only good name generator

As we all know, hyper-unreal murder mystery Paradise Killer is well good and in many ways I wish we could all disappear into it (but obviously only if we are one of the sexy main characters and not one of the normal people they steal to be menial workers and then slaughter like cattle when they want to level up their island).

The characters in Paradise Killer all have superb and cool names. Your player character detective is called Lady Love Dies, for example. There's Carmelina Silence. Doom Jazz, the doctor who lives on a speedboat. Sam Day Break the skeleton bartender. They're the sort of names I could never come up with myself. But now I don't have to, because writer/editor/photographer Tiana Attride has made a very good Paradise Killer Name Generator.