Command. Also, Conquer: Red Alert 3 Demo

Yesterday, the demo for the much-hyped via the medium of uniform-clad-hotties Red Alert 3 came out. Why didn't we blog about it then? Because it was clearly far more important to tell you about two year old racing games and web puzzle games, obv. Priorities. The demo is - erk - nearly 2 gigs in size and includes the full 7 minute intro, three tutorials and a mission from both soviet and US campaigns. Get it from here. Or, go beneath the cut to see the final results of EA marketing's nervous breakdown.

Firstly, Michael Hasselhoff tells us about how he learned to be a tactical cleverman.

Secondly, a trailer about choosing your co-op partner. Which doesn't feature David Hasslehoff, but manages to bemuse all the same.

The Red Alert 3 marketing campaign has really been a cry-for-help in the form of celebrity endorsement trailers.