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Red Alert 3: Does It Contain A Game As Well?

After we posted EA's last Red Alert 3 video, featuring a dance remix of the various actors in the FMV, we commented that things were getting a little peculiar. We then received a cryptic email from someone within MTV telling us, "You haven’t seen anything yet…"

While the latest official video doesn't quite reach the heights of the previous one, it does contain some extremely strange moments. This time it's all about the boys.

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Apart from the hammy titles and crappy music, what makes this compilation quite so peculiar is the introduction.

"Want to see more?" it asks, after a series of suggestive poses from the various ladies in the game. Goodness me, where are they taking this?

Or don't - it's your choice.

Oh, those teases. So what then?

What might it be?!

A bonus in the box? A secret surprise bit of information? A picture of Crush off of American Gladiators showing her boobies?

Someone should tell them about the Backspace key.

I see...

EA: You have officially gone mad. I applaud this.

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