Feast Your Eyes On The Witcher 3: Wild Hunt Gallery

Odds bodkins! The Witcher 3: Wild Hunt is pretty and make no mistake (the last time screenshots came out they were pretty enough to make Jim swear, but I told my mum I was on RPS this week so I'm not allowed to). It's blooming pretty as a picture, and my codlings are tingling. They'd better festinate this game out ASAP, I don't want to be sat here rod-jockeying while I'm waiting for it to arrive. Say hello to my mum, everyone!

I doubt she made it this far down. Bloody hell! This is incredibly pretty. I spend so much time staring at games that are either indies or set in shadow I sometimes forget the joy in seeing the PCs raw power being used to make things their prettiest. The snarling wolves surrounding Jaimie Lannister Geralt is my favourite screenshot in a long time: it looks like every individual blade of grass has been hand-placed, and every hair on the wolf pelts tweaked to perfection. And Geralt's bum looks banging. He must squat. Join me in admiring it.

I've uploaded them in their megasizes, so feel free to middle-mouse click them to open in a new tab. That way you can admire without the risk of clicking it away.