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HOTLINE MIAMI

HOTLINE MIAMI

IT IS OUT ON OCTOBER 23. YOU CAN PREORDER IT NOW FOR LIKE SIX QUID.

IT LOOKS LIKE THIS

THIS TRAILER IS NSFW, AND NOT FOR YOUNG

YOU'RE GONNA DIE

And wear something fancy, won't you?

New fat bloke then, eh?

All being well, I shall be wotting my thinks all over this muddy-funstser in the near future. If you thought the year had reached its apex now Dishonored and XCOM are with us, then you thought wrong, sunshine.

And oh my word, I just realised they've actually put my (deliberately) abysmally-Photoshopped Game of The Show trophy on their website. If anyone buys the game as a result of seeing that horror, I'll eat my pants.

(I keep a pair of pants made of shortcrust pastry just in case of such events).

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Ancient co-founder of RPS. Long gone. Now mostly writes for rather than about videogames.

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