Release dates are not a natural source of comedy. There's a limited number of jokes you can really get out of such a mundane piece of news. I mean, I even struggled below with the DNF announcement. Although believe me, if I ever get anyone pregnant I'll be making "release date" jokes for nine solid months. Gosh, it will be so funny. "It's due for Q3 2013." "We're pushing to meet the deadline, going into beta now." "It's gone gold!" "Oh, wait, it looks like the baby's slipped into next week." "OUT NOW!"
This is not helping in communicating the news to you that Magicka, the dungeon-crawling, spell-casting action RPG from Paradox will be out on the 25th January. Why, that's in four days! Big Download bring us that news with their Exclusive Hat firmly wedged on their heads. We'll have a review of the game pretty damned soon too, and I've put that funny video from last year below, because I'm nice like that.