Max Payne 3's Launch Trailer Is A Week Early

Maybe the launch trailer arrived before the game because Max Payne 3, like it's titular bearded/cleanshaven renegade cop/angry vest, is currently diving toward its release date in slow motion. It really wants to be on your hard drive, honest it does, but it wants to arrive in style and preferably while shooting sixteen guns simultaneously into every other game you have installed in order to make room for itself. Whatever the case, the video should be filed under 'portentous' and 'containing admirable discussions of the nature of healing and time'.

I can't seem to write anything about Max Payne 3 without pointing and laughing. That shouldn't hide the fact that I'm giddily excited about it.