I spent some time typing experimentally into the headline bar "...Wants You To Founder Its Beta Weekend... Founders Keepers... Beta Found Than Neverwintered" and so on. But none of it made any sense. And that is what I came up with. You know. Because drow. Sorry. My powers are gone. Fortunately, by returning to a nest made of shredded RPGs, held together with mucus and bad dreams, those powers can be regenerated. I'll retreat there, probably around February 8-10, March 8-10, and March 22-24, which is when Neverwinter's beta will take place. With its user-generated content and D&D trappings, it should be a healing sort of environment for discombobulated old nerd-wraiths like me. The more excitable among our kind - and those with wallets full of platinum - will like invest in Founders Packs, which are fashionable pre-order garments of the online-gaming catwalk. Or something.
Trailer can be found in the Underdark below! Giant armoured spider mounts from Menzoberranzan! Look over there! *vanishes*