What's The Opposite Of A Fast Blue Hedgehog?

Here's some complete nonsense to kick off your Thursday morning. A fly-on-the-wall mocumentary of the birth of one of gaming's most iconic characters. It's not Pong 2.

I'd have liked a few more big gags, but if you don't laugh at the answer to the question titling this post, then I'm CROSSING OUT your birthday on my calendar.

I'm fairly sure that's how it happened.

This is by Beasts, and appears to be their first upload. I'm interested to see what they do next.