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Car Porn: Project Cars Multiplayer Trailer Is A Menage-A-28

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There's something about watching trailers for racing games like Project Cars [official site] that makes me feel like I'm going to have to confess it to my nearest priest. Even the taglines are full-throttle sex. In fact, let's play a little game of Who Said It:

Who said the line "What matters is finishing first." Is it:

a.) Project Cars
b.) Caligula

Find out in the sweatily placed trailer below.

But anyhow, phwoo, look at these sexy cars. Hello there, Mr. Ford Focus, can you help me reconfigure my GPS system? I need directions to YOUR PLACE. Garage.

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Project Cars is due on May 8th in the UK, but will arrive in mainland Europe on the 7th.

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