How would you, Simon Hawthorne*, like to see the official Dead Space 2 launch trailer? Well, today is your day in which you can do a thing that you are interested in doing! It's below. It's rated M for My Goodness, What A Lot Of Scary.
Releasing a "launch trailer" two weeks before a game comes out always seems a little weird to me - the game is out Jan 25th. But hey ho. It's pleasantly noisy.
*Wow, wouldn't it be weird if your name were Simon Hawthorne?