Ooh! A Max Payne 3 Release Date And Trailer
Max Payne 3: Bullet Gargles finally has a PC release date. I thought I'd be cool and mark the June 1st release on my calendar by shooting at the date, marking the special occasion with a bullet hole, but then I realised it's out on the 29th of May in North America. I tried to flip the calendar over with another bullet, but things got out of hand. If they want to follow my gunspree release schedule, Rockstar will just have to release it on June 12th, The Corner of My Monitor, My Foot, and Next Door's Housekeeper. While I bandage up and shop online for a new identity, distract yourselves with the new trailer they released.
It's all about a big gun.