If you click on a link and make a purchase we may receive a small commission. Read our editorial policy.


Do you like green goggles and Sam?

I do not like them, Sam-Fisher-I-am.

Would you like more Splinter Cell: Blacklist trailers here or there? In a house? With a mouse? Would you watch them in a box? With a fox? 

I would not like them here or there. I would not like them anywhere. I do not like them in a house. I do not like them with a mouse. I would not watch them in a box. I would not watch them with a fox. I do not like green goggles and Sam. I do not like them because you've released so many goddamn trailers, Sam-Fisher-I-am.

Oh. Well, here's another that pretty much accomplishes what all the others did, but more succinctly and in a single go. Tehehehehehe. 


So there's that. It sums up everything about Splinter Cell: Blacklist. Story, abilities, gadgets, various levels of stealthiness, co-op, spies vs mercs, and so on and so on and so on foreverrrrrrrrrrrr. Can Ubisoft please stop releasing a new trailer every week now? Will there even be anything left to discover when we actually, you know, play the game?

Also, I still want a game about Ghost Panther, the greatest hero of our time. He'd eat Sam Fisher for breakfast like so many ectoplasmically glowing green eggs and ham.

Splinter Cell: Blacklist will be out on August 23rd. That is very soon. May it finally spell an end to this collective international trailer nightmare.

Oh man, I just realized that Ubisoft hasn't released anything titled "launch trailer" yet. Fuck.

You're not signed in!

Create your ReedPop ID & unlock community features and much, much more!

Create account
About the Author

Nathan Grayson


Rock Paper Shotgun logo

We've been talking, and we think that you should wear clothes

Total coincidence, but we sell some clothes

Buy RPS stuff here
Rock Paper Shotgun Merch