Dead Rising 2: Incomparably Silly/Violent

What follows is a video that simultaneously makes me want to cartwheel down the steet shouting "videogames! videogames! videogames!" and also curl up into a confused, future-shocked ball and wait for the end of the world. It's Dead Rising 2's multiplayer mode. It's the Running Man with zombies. It's Smash TV starring guys with three-foot, razor-sharp antlers strapped to their heads. It's TERROR IS REALITY XVII, and you've probably never seen a video quite like this...

Admiration/adoration/absolute terror. I don't know which. It's probably all of them.