Have you finally regained the ability to speak in something other than live studio audience collective gasps after the last Walking Dead episode? Well then, prepare to lose it again, because the next episode, Around Every Corner, is - yes - right around the corner. (I swear, they come up with these titles using some kind of make-headline-writing-incredibly-easy machine.) But just how close is it? Could it be right behind you? Or maybe... maybe it is you. Or maybe it'll be out on Wednesday. Whichever of those seems most plausible to you.
Fine, yeah, it's Wednesday. You're not The Videogame That Walked Like A Man. Sorry for crushing your completely nightmarish dreams. Neither, unfortunately, were you penned by Book Of Eli creator Gary Whitta, so I completely understand if you need to sit down and reevaluate everything you previously knew to be true.
If nothing else, though, take solace in the fact that Walking Dead continues to be really great. Sometimes incredible, even. Get an idea of what you're in for here, if you haven't already. Or, if you've absolutely, positively done everything you'd like in previous episodes and have developed an immunity to the insidious spoiler virus epidemic that's stealing minds and lives at an alarming rate, you can also check out this breakdown of everybody's episode three choices.