The Witcher - Irony Edition

A video discussing the new features and improvements in the enhanced version of The Witcher has appeared. Except, well, rather unfortunately the sound and syncing means it has an awful lot in common with the original game. If you can cope with the muddle of trying to read subtitles with the sound in all the wrong places, there's information to be gleaned. (Working version below the cut).

As soon as a fixed version appears, we'll edit this post accordingly. Unless Kieron's theory is correct, and the Witcher guys genuinely communicate like this. It would explain an awful lot about the previously released English version. Very well, I'll just tend to my business. What do you want?

EDIT: Here's the working version.