Posts Tagged ‘Freeware Garden’

Freeware Garden: Goat Herd and the Gods

By Konstantinos Dimopoulos on December 19th, 2014.

Over their long, illustrious history point-and-click adventures have starred everything from wannabe pirates and odd teenagers to private investigators and obnoxious wizards, but never a goat herder. Happily, the aptly named Goat Herd and the Gods has just been released to right this heinous wrong by casting Atl the Aztec goat herder as its protagonist.

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Freeware Garden: Cat-Ana

By Konstantinos Dimopoulos on December 18th, 2014.

Silly puns. Got to love them, really. Even more so when they come dressed up in detailed and lovely isometric graphics straight from the revered tradition of Cadaver, When Time Stood Still and the recent Shadowrun Returns. Yes, Cat-Ana really does look this good.

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Freeware Garden: bird song

By Konstantinos Dimopoulos on December 17th, 2014.

♪ Grumpy, grumpy bird, grumpy grumpy bird. ♪

Daniel Linssen of Roguelight fame has once again been inspired by a Ludum Dare competition to do wonderful things with the metroidvania formula. Namely, to fit a delicious and beyond hefty platformer into a single screen and call it bird song.

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Freeware Garden: A Date In The Park

By Konstantinos Dimopoulos on December 16th, 2014.

Awww, young love. Can seem so tacky when you are cynical, so naively passionate and yet so very adorable. Even when it involves a slightly obsessive young man and, as in the case of A Date In The Park, pointing-and-clicking at things that include at least one duckling. Then again, this relatively short adventure game does come from the creators of Mudlarks and thus both a decent amount of strangeness and some ’90s styled digitised graphics are to be expected.

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Freeware Garden: MURDER

By Konstantinos Dimopoulos on December 15th, 2014.

Murder may not feature Dick Dastardly, but it really does do both cartoon villainy and nasty stares brilliantly, all the while teaching us historical lessons of the utmost importance. Also, that being stabbed in the back is an honourable way for a king to go and a most elegant political tool.

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Freeware Garden: OverPowered

By Konstantinos Dimopoulos on December 12th, 2014.

One of the many things that impressed me about Psychonauts all those years ago was the fact that it was funny in a way only a video game could be. That it used its medium and our expectations thereof to make the kind of jokes that, say, film could never really pull off.

Still, Psychonauts was first and foremost a game, whereas OverPowered is one elaborate joke wrapped around an insanely difficult platformer.

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Freeware Garden: offɭine

By Konstantinos Dimopoulos on December 11th, 2014.

Do you know that sensation you get when travelling by train at night, looking out of the window, thinking and imagining things? Scaring yourself or deciding to let the hypnotic sights relax you? Well, offɭine is a game about this exact sensation. Really. I asked dev Pol Clarissou and he said so.

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Freeware Garden: Orion

By Konstantinos Dimopoulos on December 10th, 2014.

Ludum Dare 31 has just begun and its theme is all about fitting entire games in a single screen. Developer feiss has made the most of the space by effectively fitting a sizable part of our solar system in one button-filled screen. Orion is a space shuttle sim, it evokes of old MS-DOS space sim Shuttle.

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Freeware Garden: Peen Peen (NSFW)

By Konstantinos Dimopoulos on December 9th, 2014.

Ooooh, you sexy beast, you!

A sequel to the demented adventure game Psyche E has been released and its none other than the outrageous Peen Peen. A game that’s both funnier and way naughtier than the original and thus one definitely not for children or people who are offended by words that reference kinky sex.

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Freeware Garden: Petrichor

By Konstantinos Dimopoulos on December 8th, 2014.

A nice, big red umbrella.

Éric Chahi’s Another World did many things right, but what I believe it really excelled at was conveying the feeling that you were somewhere drastically different. Somewhere otherworldly yet also sensible and at times familiar and this is the exact same sensation Sundae Month’s Petrichor manages to re-create.

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Freeware Garden: Teddy Terror

By Konstantinos Dimopoulos on December 5th, 2014.

Awwww, just look at the teddy...

Teddy Terror, easily one of the most polished games of the Indies VS PewDiePie Jam, tells the story of a little boy and his teddy-bear stuck in an endless nightmare only a child would be able to imagine.

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Freeware Garden: Bladesque

By Konstantinos Dimopoulos on December 4th, 2014.

Meet the happy performers!

GameJolt’s Indies VS PewDiePie Jam has proved way more popular than I ever expected it to and, though I am not certain this is a good thing, a few hundred new freeware games isn’t something to scoff at.

Bladesque, created by a talented team of six, is the undisputed leader in knife throwing sims. A burlesque, absurd and disturbingly fun game that lets you play with all sorts blades, and which takes breaks from calculating throwing physics in order to supernaturally read your very, very odd future.

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Freeware Garden: POEng’n’Klik

By Konstantinos Dimopoulos on December 3rd, 2014.

Once upon a midnight dreary, while I clicked, weak and weary, Over many a quaint and curious volume of forgotten lore.

Sounding like something a Klingon would say is absolutely okay in my books when you are a point-and-click adventure from the Point And Click Jam. Doubly so when you have excellent four-colour CGA graphics and a weirdly-expressed affection for Edgar Allan Poe’s most famous poem, like POEng’n’Klik.

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