Past Perfect

Bulletstorm is best when it's being offensively stupid, not stupidly offensive

Cock Of The Walk

Call Of Juarez: Gunslinger might not be a masterpiece of Brechtian Estrangement, but it's a bloody brilliant shooting gallery

Greaves Bodily Harm

Kingdoms Of Amalur: Reckoning, the MMO for misanthropes, barely needs updating at all

Smashing stuff!

Rogue Legacy is still the most approachable roguelite of them all

Genealogical thinking

I don't think my dad could ever Escape Rosecliff Island

The Hidden Curse

Might it already be too late to remake 2002's Mafia?

Maul In The Family

You forgot all about Nox, and should probably put that right

The forgotten ARPG

Bookworm Adventures has been erased from the internet, and I want to know why

Misadventure

Gunpoint is perhaps the least judgmental game ever made

Definitive Defenestration

Titan Quest is two-thirds of a game, but exactly what I need

Great Zeus

1987's Rainbow Islands boasts more great ideas than most modern platform games

GOAL IN !

Starship Titanic really isn't worth dredging up from the bottom of the Santraginus V sea

Aim for an iceberg

Sam & Max Hit The Road is a sparkling gem that no longer fits into modern settings

Put your bigfoot in it

I still love The Dig despite just about everything

Move your silly buttocks, you fool

Unreal (1998) is the FPS you have been missing

Truly Epic

King's Quest VI is as good as the King's Quest series got

Islands Of Terror

Legend Of Grimrock still brings the gaming generations together

Dungeon Mastery

Is Myst still one of the worst games ever?

Yes, Myst is still one of the worst games ever

The original Far Cry is a bit of a hard sell, now it no longer has its looks

Primal

Daikatana is a game that lives down to its reputation

Don't gib it the time of day

Thief (2014) isn't as bad as you remember, but gosh, no, it's still not good enough

Dishonorable

Thief: Deadly Shadows will still have you fearing the light some 16 years on

A Keeper

Zork: Grand Inquisitor is the only pre-rendered, FMV game that should ever have been allowed

Frobozz Magic

Zak McKracken And The Alien Mindbenders: The LucasArts game you don't want to play any more

She blows poodles over old noizglunk

Star Trek: Judgment Rites is a joyful anachronism from an impossible past

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